Lizard Tales by Ron Shirley

Author:Ron Shirley [Shirley, Ron]
Language: eng
Format: epub
ISBN: 978-0-385-34727-3
Publisher: Crown Publishing Group
Published: 2012-11-05T16:00:00+00:00

[Mad]

1. Madder than Janet Reno’s blind date.

2. Madder than a bobcat tied up in a piss fire.

3. Madder than a mule munchin’ on bumblebees.

4. Madder than a pack of wild dogs on a three-legged cat.

5. Madder than a bulldog crapping rubber hammer handles.

6. Madder than a legless man at the IHOP.

7. Madder than a toothless dog in a meat house.

8. I’m mad enough to stump-whip chitlins with my head.

9. Someone peed in his cornflakes this morning.

10. Bo, that makes me so mad I wanna catch a Nolan Ryan fastball with my teeth.

11. She’s just mad ’cause that house fell on her sister.

12. Madder than a wet hen at an omelet breakfast.

13. Madder than a pig at a pork roast.

14. Madder than a cowboy at a fashion show.

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